Theatre & Performing Arts
Premonitions Inc. at Kermess November 15, 2026
We saw you coming.
Fourteen floors above Randolph Street, aerialists fly through a century-old Belgian Spiegeltent while acrobatics, burlesque, cabaret, and comedy unfold around your table. Take your seat beneath the velvet and candlelight, order a cocktail, and let the evening find you.
This is Premonitions Inc., an original 21+ dinner-theater comedy about a supernatural company that can predict the future but cannot manage the present. Guests arrive as clients, only to find themselves caught in a night of outrageous fortunes, horoscope roasts, audience games, and unexpected performances as the company’s forecast begins to fall apart.
Presiding over it all is Sabrina Von B—the viral Evil Queen from Disneyland—as Miss Fortuna, the company’s mysterious and wickedly funny Chief Visionary Officer.
Come for the spectacle. Stay to discover what the cards have on you.
Opening October 15 at Kermess, 32 W Randolph St, Floor 14. Approximately 90 minutes. Tickets $69–$169. Food and drinks available à la carte.
Book now. You were always going to end up here.












