OUT, DARN SPOT! March 28, 2026

Fair is foul, and foul is fair, what’s gonna happen today live on air?

Since 1958, Lady Marcia Macbeth has been a guiding light to women across this fine nation via her long-running lifestyle program, I’m Not a Suppressed Homemaker! She enjoys helping housewives find joy in their everyday tasks. Baking! Cleaning! Definitely not adultery! And even though it’s 1969 and the world is changing, Marcia absolutely isn’t super bored and ready to destroy her life. There’s no way she’s going to show up in front of you all—her live studio audience—covered in blood, having just helped her husband commit a murder. That would be a tragedy, wouldn’t it?

OUT, DARN SPOT! is a ridiculous 55-minute show full of horrific jokes, campy drama, and only a little bit of Shakespearean dialogue. Cum, you spirits!
Written by and Starring Tyler Anthony Smith
Directed by Stephanie Shaw

“It’s as if the Bard wrote the Valley of the Dolls screenplay while on ketamine. So, yeah, it’s exactly like watching a traditional production of Macbeth.” – Dame Judi Dench
“I can’t wait to replace Tyler in the role.” – Faye Dunaway’s therapist
“The most traumatizing thing I’ve ever seen.” – Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

PLEASE NOTE: The Chopin Theatre’s downstairs space is not accessible and requires stairs to enter and exit.